Doogie Fan: Episode 25: "The Grass is Always Greener"

SYNOPSIS: Doogies relationship with Wanda has come to an end, and Doogie decides to test the dating waters with a Laker Girl who throws herself at him. This quickly results in Doogie getting in way over his head.

EPISODE REACTION:

So your a 16 year old doctor.. and you get a chance to nail a Laker
girl. Should be a no-brainer right? Hell you even broke up with your girlfriend a week earlier... SO YOU SHOULD GO BANG THE LAKER GIRL.

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God damn it man, why won't you just sex that Laker Girl? Are you waiting for her to pass out so you can finger her? MAN UP. What do you think Vinnie would do in this situation? You're less of a man than Vinnie. VINNIE DEL- FREAKING-PINO IS MANLIER THAN YOU. Let that settle into your brain.

O.K. so you're from two different worlds.. you like to do 16 year old guy things and she likes to be all fancy and stuff.. fine.. nail her anyway.. then when she gets too clingy all you do is go to your local police station and say "i've been statutory raped". END OF PROBLEM. Oh yeah, why you gotta use some bizarre sight gag here Bochco? We get it.. dude can get in that ass... we don't need some magic bed to let us know whats up.

Alright, so your a pussy and you tell her that you cant date her because you like to spend your spare time hanging out with your little troll whop friend shooting hoops and you prefer to "do 16 year old things", I guess you've forgotten that what all 16 year old dudes want to do is bang a laker girl, but whatever. So you tell her this and she goes "cool, lets get it on anyway"... at that point you have to do it. Just stick it in the damn girl you damned pussy. How is anyone supposed to live vicariously through you when you act like a little bitch all the damned time? So no.. you turn down sex with a god damned laker girl. Then to make matters even worse what do you do... you go to where your ex-girlfriend is on a date with some other dude and spy on her like a gross creep. Guess what you see when you get there? Yep.. some other dude is grabbin on that ass. Guess you should have nailed the Laker Girl hey "genius"?